Hey guys. Haven't made one in 5...um...carry the 2... a while.
I was just wondering, what the FUCK is wrong with Ash Ketchum from Pokemon!?
He has met Shaymin and Arceus for cheese sake! (I say cheese as in 'Oh My Cheese!' instead of 'Oh My God!')
Yet, he doesnt try to catch them does he...NOOOOOO! Instead, he wants to catch some useless Pidgey and hope it will get him Pokemon Master status.
How it is happening:
'Glalie vs Pidgey'
How it would happen if he wasn't a retard:
'Glalie vs Arceus'
'OMC! Glalie's head has been split in half! Oh what a day.'
'Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town is the new Pokemon Master!'
'Ash Ketchum, your under arrest for Pokemon slaughter.'
'Oh what a day!'
...On second thought, he might not be so retarded after all.